Kevin Hart Roast: The Jokes You Didn'T See On Netflix

  • By Miles
  • May 13, 2026, 7 a.m.

Netflix's Unseen Roast Gems

Netflix brought the heat once again on Sunday night with a star-studded roast of comedian Kevin Hart, led by Shane Gillis. In a night filled with laughter and friendly jabs, big names like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Tom Brady, and Katt Williams took turns roasting Hart and each other, bringing a bit of Hollywood glitz to our living rooms. While fans enjoyed hours of comedy gold, a treasure trove of jokes didn't make it to the broadcast.

Behind the Scenes: The Jokes That Got Cut

Madison Sinclair, one of the talented joke writers, spilled the beans to Variety about some of the zingers that were left on the cutting room floor. One standout gem aimed at Hart played on his small stature: “Kevin, you are so talented – but you are the worst cheater. With your build, I assumed you’d be better at sneaking around.” Ouch!

“Kevin is one of the few comedians without a single allegation. When he found out about the MeToo movement he was shocked. He was like, ‘People are saying no to things?!’”

The jokes touched on everything from Hart's career choices to his family life, like the quip about Hart's imaginary non-profit, "Heartless." But one thing's for sure: whether on Quibi, Tubi, or Netflix, Hart always finds a way to entertain.

Spotlight on the Roasters

The roast wasn't just about Hart. Golden State Warriors' Draymond Green found himself in the comedic crosshairs as well, with jokes drawing parallels to Megan Thee Stallion and gags about his iconic open-mouthed expression. Even Lizzo got a mention, with a nod to her groundbreaking role in 'Hustlers.'

Comics like Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe weren't spared either. With Gillis's notorious stint in basic training and Hinchcliffe's "iRoast" vanity plate, no detail was left un-roasted. And let's not forget Chelsea Handler, whose long-standing career on E! was fodder for some ribbing.

Catch the Comedy

If you missed the roast's premiere, don't sweat it. The hilarity is still available on Netflix, ensuring you can catch all the action – both the aired and unaired jokes that made Kevin Hart's roast a night to remember.

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Miles Ritter is the calm in the chaos — a journalist with a clean-cut look and a taste for dirty stories. Whether it’s a leaked tape or a legal meltdown, Miles breaks it down with clarity, context, and a bit of snark.